There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
