I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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