I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Randomize
