you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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