Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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