I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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