this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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