The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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