it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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