I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Can I color on your dick again?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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