Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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