theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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