Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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