its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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