I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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