Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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