he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
