It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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