Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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