Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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