her vagine was all disorganized.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
