Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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