operation have a gay friend backfired
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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