we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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