No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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