worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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