"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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