She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
