my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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