Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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