I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
