we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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