Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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