I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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