p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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