...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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