Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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