Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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