So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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