then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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