I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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