so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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