he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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