I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
3pm strippers are depressing
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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