you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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