So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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