Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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