why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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