Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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