You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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